Season 2 is here and arrives on an infamous day!

posted Sep 19, 2011, 12:13 PM by Captain John Denver

Yaaarrrrr Matey's 

It's been a long while since I be bloggin'. Too much grog cheerin' I suppose. 

Some important things we be needin' to discuss. 

#1. Today be the premiere of Season 2 of The Land Pirates! Ye all best be watchin' us as we finally get our hands on a Land Ship! It be one of our best episodes and I must say, as The Cap'n, I was remarkable. We did have a slight fear of losing our matey Whitey, but alas, he remains! So I do hope ye all be watchin' and please post a comment on me facebook page. I be lovin' to see what ye be likin' and I'll never turn down a wench lookin' to be a fan! 

#2. Today be the horrid Talk Like a Pirate Day! I be askin' all our matey's and fans out there to watch our video as a testament AGAINST Talk Like a Pirate Day! The more viewers we be havin' the more likely we be gettin' a Talk Like a LAND PIRATE Day! 

I be hopin' ye like the new season!

Everyone now yell: 'We love the Cap'n"!

Grog Cheers For All,
The Cap'n

Tax Day has passed

posted Apr 19, 2011, 11:03 AM by Captain John Denver

Grettings Mateys!

So yesterday we had the passin' of a day that many people abhor, Tax Day. Ye may be sayin' "But Cap'n, tax day is the 15th". Well not this year mateys! Tax day was the 18th. Ye see, Washington D.C. was havin' some sort of Emancipation Day holiday, and all government officials had the day off. Since taxes can't be done on the weekend, it was pushed back, giving us 3 extra days! Now I not be knowin' what an Emancipation Day be, but I'll be damned if I'm not a fan! Now the only thing we be messin' up, was not pillagin' the government while no one was workin'! Do be lettin' me know how ye tax returns be, especially the favorable ones. For we may stop by and pay ye a congratulatory visit to celebrate ye extra gold! Just be aware, that when the Land Pirates come by, ye may have no gold left when we're done!

Yo ho ho,
The Cap'n

Whitey Brownbeard Rants (#1)

posted Apr 15, 2011, 12:53 PM by Whitey Brownbeard

YAAARGGGH!! I been lubbin me time wit me mates since me wedding was called off. Thanks to me Poppy Pops for savin me life! No more monogamous rapin for me! YAAARGGHH!!

A word from the Captain

posted Apr 13, 2011, 6:15 PM by Captain John Denver

Yo ho ho mateys! Nice to be chattin with some folks I actually like. Wanted to be lettin ya know about some happenings that ye should be followin.

1. The Land Pirates be back for a second season so ye best be ready to jump back on board or be forced to walk the plank!
2. Been tryin some new rum with out grog, I think ye all should try some Pyrat Rum and some Kraken rum. Both be makin one happy grog!
3. I be writing here regularly for now on and I be expecting a following!

That be all for now! Till next time we be seeing ya in Davey Jones' Locker!

The Capt'n


posted Apr 12, 2011, 7:07 PM by Mike Murphy

Now we be having one of these webpages on the internets!  Coming soon - commentary on Season 1 and Premiere of Season 2!  Keep checking for the latest Land Pirate updates, mateys!  

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