So yesterday we had the passin' of a day that many people abhor, Tax Day. Ye may be sayin' "But Cap'n, tax day is the 15th". Well not this year mateys! Tax day was the 18th. Ye see, Washington D.C. was havin' some sort of Emancipation Day holiday, and all government officials had the day off. Since taxes can't be done on the weekend, it was pushed back, giving us 3 extra days! Now I not be knowin' what an Emancipation Day be, but I'll be damned if I'm not a fan! Now the only thing we be messin' up, was not pillagin' the government while no one was workin'! Do be lettin' me know how ye tax returns be, especially the favorable ones. For we may stop by and pay ye a congratulatory visit to celebrate ye extra gold! Just be aware, that when the Land Pirates come by, ye may have no gold left when we're done!

Yo ho ho,

The Cap'n